02/25/2020
Early this morning, about 2 a.m., I was up coughing and nursing whatever this crud is I have, when I heard the familiar-beep, beep, beep, beep of a large truck backing up. I thought to myself, that is either a fire truck or a wrecker and so I was compelled to get up and investigate. It was a wrecker hooking up my neighbor's car across the street, and I thought to myself, that is either a repo or a very brazen car thief.